Thrash of the lich king card

A card i made on a site which i have to keep anoymous due to too much chatter around it can bring it down from what my friend told me i present to you...

THRASH OF THE LICH KING




let me know if the image is a bit too big im not good with width size difference if it is too big let me know and ill try to switch it down the only reason why i have it big is so the description which is funny ish can be readable

hehe, cool card! ^_^
and ATK is 15K? ._. dayum......

Actually, the size makes it more intimidating, because it shows the focus that is on something whose size is intended to be obscured. But...(Obscure form of nitpicking inbound, beware!) If it's a ritual, what's the ritual to go along with it? And why is it described as a Fiend in its description, even though it's a Beast-Warrior? And why is the card not the bluish that all other ritual monsters are? WHAT'S ITS GEMINI EFFECT?! Nitpicking over. It's still pretty cool. And yes, I have played Yu-Gi-Oh.

I SUMMON THRASH OF THE LICH KING IN ATTACK MODE!!

Trap hole.

I'll see your trap and raise you one! I play Dark Bribe! This trap negates your trap and allows you to draw one card from your deck. Sorry Arkas.

Arright. Well, I suppose I'll just have to open up a heaping helping of Bottomless Trap Hole. Yes, I have multiple kill traps waiting at all times!

I bet you didn't see my trap stun!! This negates every single trap card for this turn. Which means Thrash is safe!! Thrash, attack Arkas' Life Points Directly!

... I also roll with blockers. Lots and lots of blockers. I've got 3 right now! GUESS WHAT THEY ARE.